Let's Midwife the System Heavy Cotton™ Toddler T-shirt
Toddlers are natural disruptors—asking big questions, challenging the rules, and refusing to settle for the way things have always been. Sound familiar? That’s exactly the spirit behind Let’s Midwife the System.
This soft, durable toddler tee carries the message forward to the next generation. Perfect for playground organizers, nap-time negotiators, and snack-time activists, it’s made for comfort, movement, and lots of washing.
Because raising little humans with big midwife energy is how we start shifting culture—one small but mighty voice at a time.
Proceeds help bring to life Amy Romano’s forthcoming memoir, Motherf*cker$: Exposing the Pregnancy Profiteers, a fearless investigation into how profit-driven systems undermine maternity care, and a call to reimagine something better. Thank you for engaging in some light capitalism to help make this project happen!
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | 6T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 11.00 | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 15.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 9.00 | 10.00 | 11.00 | 11.50 | 12.50 |
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold shirts shape longer and lend it structural support
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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